how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
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A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
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Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm determined to sit on that face.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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