Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
did you just send me my own nude
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
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