He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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