Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Enjoy the penises
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Randomize
