Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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