Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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