Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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