I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Hippo gnu deer
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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