if you like me you must not know who I am
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
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watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
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We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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