I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
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I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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