There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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