I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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