we're blogging at a bar
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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