Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
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making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
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It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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