But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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