This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
Randomize
