whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
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I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
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After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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