I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Randomize
