just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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