Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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