Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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