wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
This house was built for laser tag.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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