It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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