Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

im ready to get crazy and take my wig off

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(516): View more from New York

I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank

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(440): View more from Ohio

you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..

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(812): View more from Indiana

How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?

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(917): View more from New York City

hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father

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(317): View more from Indiana

Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.

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(602): View more from Arizona

Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated

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(571): View more from Virginia

Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?

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(315): View more from New York

just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.

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