i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
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ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals