im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
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hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
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Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.