but the lizard people decide everything anyway
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
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We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
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Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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