Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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