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Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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