Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
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i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
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I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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