After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
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