wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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