i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
