Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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