Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
