census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
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if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
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I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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