nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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