Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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