College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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