sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
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My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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