Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
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We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
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Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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