All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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