Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
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I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
please don't ironically join a cult
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