Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
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Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
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He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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