Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
he thought i was a dude.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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