I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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