i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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