Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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