I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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