imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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