there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
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Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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