So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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