what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
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I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
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It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
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