I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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